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pizzaforpresident:

this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face she’s so happy to exist and touch butts and oh man. you go girl, follow your dreams

/adds to bucketlist

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23 / 05

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// I just realized what tomorrow is. //

comedynerdsunited:

“I’m not big on planning ahead, but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. I have a table for one at Morty’s steak house. Where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, Which can only happen if I take a full load.”

- Jeff Winger, Season 1 Episode 24

In hindsight, that’s not quite how it panned out. But if anyone still wants to meet at Morty’s, I’ll save you a seat.

22 / 05

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did-you-kno:

Source

22 / 05

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22 / 05

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10knotes:

omfg

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22 / 05

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derpghost:

Tea party protest signs translated (via)

(via featheronaflume)

22 / 05

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newsweek:

Well played, peanut butter people.

22 / 05

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funnyordie:

Let’s Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way

Former disgraced congressman Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York. Great news if you’ve been waiting for “journalists” to whip out all their Weiner puns.

Here’s a list to get us started. Please add more Weiner wordplay of your own.

22 / 05

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Three headed cobra. Better go home.

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22 / 05

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22 / 05

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