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I'm nobody famous.
Today, I'm still free.
chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
kingwildex:

semperflytillidie:

shopjeen:

😏

raisefromabove id love a text like this C:

i never get texts like this :(
seedy:

"mariah carey impersonator"
swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg
pricklylegs:

I`ll give you something to cry about..
Undress. Take off your clothes. Take off your body. Hang them up behind the door. Tonight we can go deeper than disguise.
- Jeanette Winterson, “The PowerBook” (via aglassofblue)

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Posted 24 Jul
It is tragic how few people ever possess their souls before they die.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via feellng)

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Posted 24 Jul
theweekmagazine:

Queen Elizabeth II masterfully puts all other photobombs to shame
ratsoff:

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